when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
