I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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