I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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