spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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