I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
he shaved USA in his pubs
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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