garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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