there were more penises there than on chat roulette
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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