I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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