That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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