i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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