Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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