But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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