Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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