The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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