Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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