I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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