I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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