he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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