do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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