Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
