What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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