Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
she told me i tasted like america
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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