he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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