Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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