Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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