3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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