So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
the day after is always just damage control
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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