is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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