It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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