Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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