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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
