Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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