do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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