the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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