Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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