I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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