I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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