why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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