Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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