I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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