I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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