Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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