My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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