On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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