So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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