i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
