There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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