its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
well you can't waste a boner
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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