we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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