What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I just googled if crying burns calories
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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